instant Presents, instant Gratification

What to buy, when you're in a hurry

These are presents that you don't have to wrap. Instant presents that you can send via the internet. No painful trips to the shops, agonising over what your gonna buy for your loved one. Just instant gratification, so that you can get back to what you like doing best.

These are presents without a conscience, gifts without the grief, little tokens of love without the tedium. These are instant Presents, for when you can't be arsed.

Christmas Presents

Not even Santa is this quick. If your presents fell off the sleigh, then these festive gifts are just for you.

  1. ACDC - Black Ice (Deluxe) CD - Angus and the boys have got to be no.1 this Christmas
  2. Christmas Chauffeur - hire a luxury chauffeur car for Christmas, go on you deserve it
  3. iPod Cufflinks - essential ware for geeks
  4. Apple iPod nano - a no brainer, you can even get it engraved, if you can be bothered.
  5. Arse and Face Towel - (£7.99) Great if you can't remember
  6. Arse and Face Soap - (£2.19) Soapy bath time fun
  7. Borat Thong - (£4.94) Official Borat Mankini - it's really nice!
  8. Gentlemen's Ball Scratcher - (£6.90) For true gents
  9. Star Wars Light Sabre Torch - (£8.00) May the light be with you
  10. The Pogues Kiss My Arse - (£17.57) The story of The Pogues
  11. Nigella Christmas Festive Cook Book - Great for your mum
  12. Christmas My Arse - Ricky Tomlinson Single
  13. Cheers My Arse! - Ricky Tomlinson Hardcover
  14. Borat: Touristic Guidings to Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan/Minor Nation of U.S. and A - Borat Hardcover
  15. Pennis From Heaven - (£11.98) Dennis Pennis Paul Kaye DVD
  16. Industrial Size Bullsh1t Alert Button - (£6.95) Great for work
  17. Ricky Gervais - (£26.98) DVD Box set - Live - Animals/Politics/Fame
  18. The Young Ones - (£14.98) BBC DVD Complete Series 1 and 2
  19. Get Off Your Arse and Lose Weight - (£5.99) Straight-talking Advice on How to Get Thin from the Life Bitch (Paperback)
  20. Pink Tool Set - (£11.99) Pink Hammer and Pliers Set - Get your bird into DIY


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Birthday Presents

How could you? Forgotten to buy a birthday present? No worries, just browse through this selection of instant birthday gifts.

  1. Apple iPod nano - a no brainer, you can even get it engraved, if you can be bothered.
  2. Apple iPhone - great if you have the time...
  3. GHD Limited Edition Hair Straighteners - Pink GHD straighteners
  4. Original Rubik's Cube - (£8.99) Mind Boggling 80's Game